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101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
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September 11, 2006
Heat wipes out sperm bank
By Gulliver
The contents of an entire sperm bank went into meltdown
in Florida, after an overheating incident.
Thousands of sperm samples were completely destroyed
when temperatures mistakingly rose in a storage tank.
Some of them were being stored by men who feared they could
become impotent.
The University of Florida medical school's infertility division
confirmed that their anonymous donor sperm bank was "essentially
wiped out.
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